I'm not a happy chica. The night ticketbox girl just called in sick for the rest of the series and there isn't anyone to call. Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters! Me. Of course. Who the fuck else? Especially since I'm cheap and I already know the Ticketmaster system. For the life of me I don't know why everyone thinks that Ticketmaster is a bitch, it's just propmt driven, like the old DOS os. I loved DOS. Ticketmaster is as easy as a 10 cent whore.

But seriously, who has to work their own damn birthday hawking tickets?!